the power to pay 1 cent less then what items in the store cost

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The power to feel like you're gonna sneeze forever

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The power to fuck your moms pussy at will (her opinion or desire means nothing to the will of your useless superpower!). Moral: SONS OF SICKMAN FRAUD REJOICE!

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The power to instant nose-bleed, but not be able to stop it.

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The power to turn into a pebble

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the ability to turn into the body of a car. Just the body, no engine, no wheels, nothin, just the body

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The power to shift baroque and rococo era paintings proximately 2" up and 3" to the left.

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The power to time-travel to the moment you die.

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The power to jerk off without using your hands

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the ability bend your legs in a perfect circle

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the power to read your own mind the power of 75% levitation the power of turning into a juicy pork chop in the presence of a lion the power to believe it is butter the power to turn into a blender once and never change back the power to cry acid the power of turning highly visable while trying to sneak the power to speak, sneeze and cough really loudly and annoyingly the power to teleport half of your body the power to age extremely fast the power to have the patience to write this the power to read all of these d pwer 2 rite stupeedlee the power to thumbs down this (it also makes you look stupid) the power to only speek in sarcasm the power to see the past (not the future) emit eht lla sdrawkcab etirw ot rewop eht

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the power to eat an apple in an instant but you dont like apples

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The power to do a back flip by drinking water during a front flip

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The power to take any object you are holding and swap it with anything within thirty feet

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The power to have the world's biggest cumshots, but to have a numb penis.

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The power to be a dick.

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The power to sense when infomercials will be on hours before they broadcast.

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The poewr to selpl eryvetihng wonrg.

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The power to shape shift into water

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swear words -jesse

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The power to yawn with your mouth closed

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to do nothing

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The ability to find a use for 8th grade Algebra.

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The power to use successfuly Splash Attack irl.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!