The power to have diarrhea at any time

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The power to use the english language to grammatical perfection. er, ferpection.

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The ability to push "pull" doors, and pull "push" doors.

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the power of turn yourself into a mexican

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The power to fly but only in an airplane.

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The power to sleep while you're awake.

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the power to nap instantly, but only when you're tired.

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The power to instantly tun any kind of meat into hotdogs.

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The power to not constantly thumb my comments up or down, whichever. Moral: Energy spent on me, is energy well spent! Stay proud and walk tall soldier!

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the power of super intelligence to go to college and actually expect a job these days.

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The power to speak in languages that no one around you understands.

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Telekinetic power over styrofoam

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the ability to be invincible but your weakness is air.

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the power to produce millions of dollars but be stranded on a deserted island!

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The power to breathe fire but onle when under water

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The power of laser pointer vision.

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The power to reseal bottles!

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The power to eat pop-tarts as soon as they pop out of the toaster

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The power to put up with your in-laws.

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The power to be a common person

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The power to write about pointless superpowers.

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The power to walk through air.

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The ability to go blind every time you open your eyes

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The power to live.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!