The power think five times slower.

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The power to be a common person

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The ability to turn on lamps through doors when it's bright.

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The power to know where the beef is

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The power to write about pointless superpowers.

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The power to turn trollface by yelling "TROLLFACE ACTIVATE!" You can turn human-face again by yelling "XYGNEFAGINTHYCHRSICXAIOXJIEHJFEIHFIGHEÅÆELFKEÆKFÆEFKEÆAKFÆEAFKÆAFKEÆAFKOÆEFOKEÆFKAÆEA" For a year in exact correct spelling/pronunciation.

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The power to make a woman be quiet but only during sex.

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The Power To Lick My Own Penis

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The power of compulsive lying.

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The ability to spontaneously get drunk, but only when writing your exams

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The power to make everyone think that having no power is the ultimate power so everyone thinks they're powerful when they realize they have no powers but you have one so you win

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The power to convert any font to comic sans at will.

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The power to gain 50 dollars every daybut have to pay 75 back every 12 hours.

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The power to revive people with terminal disease, and still they have it.

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The ability to face reality after reading all the pointless powers

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The power to see through anything except air.

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The ability to crap out acid once every month.

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the power to eat people :D

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The ability to hid your cats right ear for strenuous amounts of time

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The power to not write pointless powers.

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The ability of holding your breath for the rest of your life.

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the power tho vomit your poop.

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The power to laugh uncontrolably in public

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Super speed, but with super clumsiness

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!