The Ability to make everybody hate YOU!

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The power to self destruct yourself 1 time and 1 time only

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The Power of being able to do anything but does not work when you need it

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The power to have everything taste like rubbing alcohol

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The power to teleport stupid people away from you - but they teleport to YOUR HOUSE.

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The power to have extreme S and M sex with Rosie O Donnell at will, you as the submissive.

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the power to SHUT UP ALREADY!

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The power to fly.......but only in your underwear.

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The power to become square shaped each time you are on fire. Moral: Try rolling on the ground now bitch...

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the powwer of have a WiFi everytime but don´t know the wep key

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The ability to hover slightly above the ground on Wednesdays.

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The power to have hindsight.

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The power to open any trash can lid with telekinesis if its within view.

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The power to know what someone thought, after they told you.

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The power to write pointless superpowers

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The power to shit yourself on a really hot day with no change of underwear

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The ability to make any girl hook up with you, while your penis is numb

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The power to melt butter with your mind when its hot outside

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The power to have excellent wifi when all your devices are dead.

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The ability to have ALL the powers... But you have to have them activated by people you fight. Only the people you fight....

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The Power to make PotNoodle...

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The ability to teleport 1 step forward at will at a walking pace.

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The ability to make water luke warm.

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The power to recite all of Encyclopedia Brown's cases in alphabetical order.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!