The power to become retarded but your so stupid you forget how to turn it off

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The power to turn on your tv with your mind as long as the remote is in your hand and has batteries.

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the power to explain accidents when nobody gives a rats ass anymore

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the power to be able to run long distances without getting tired

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The power to be able to never have a power.

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The power to obtain money, by going to work

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The power to propel urine at the top speed of the animal you most recently thought of.

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The power to continuously and periodically turn oxygen into carbon dioxide using magic organs in your chest by sucking the the atmosphere through your mouth.

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the power to turn a dollar into 99 cents

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The power to look like your jacking off every time your mom walks in the room

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The power to have magnetic eyeballs.

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The power to only be attracted to people under the age of 15.

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the power to make a pillow filled with feathers into a pillow filled with fluff

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the ability to predict the winning lottery numbers in a completely random order

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The power to make you`re erections so big you faint.

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The power to see five times as clearly and up close, only when looking at insects and arachnids.

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The power to teleport homeless people to the sun

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the power to see though a door.......................................only if its open

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the power to make thin air that is harmless

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The ability 2 breath underwater, but not above water

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the power to live in lava, magma, fire, etc unless your body temp is over 120 degrees

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The ability to enter the gender's changing room with no one noticing but losing the ability to see and feel.

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The power to mentally control tapeworms.

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The ability to be bulletproof after you get shot.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!