- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to watch Netflix instead of writing a thesis paper.

The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

The power to grab a cup of purple drank, Then drink it

The power that will grant you no power.

The power to communicate with applesauce.

Supreme pre-mature ejaculation.

The power to turn back the clock at will. Not time, just clocks.

The power to grow your fingernails at 1.5% times the average speed, provided you contribute three hours a day to meditation.

The power to stand up and do what's right, save people, restore order, preserve life, maintain balance and create peace but the lack of motivation to do so.

The power to see your reflection with The Mirror

The power to fly 3 inches.

The power to make Macs appear instantly, but be unable to left-click on them.

the power to spit long distances at inconvenient times

The power to make clean socks dirty.

the power to write about pointless super powers in universes that nothing exists.

The power to make your boss s**t his pants during staff meetings

The power to have your toe nails and fingernails be bulletproof.

Power that makes you perfect in being useless

The power to breathe oxygen.

The power to see through things but you can't turn it off once turned on.

the power to have access to unlimited porn but your parents never leave the room

The power to eat, just one, Lays potato chip.

The power to die.

The power to fart on a zebra when you are next to a zebra and have to fart.

Pointless Super Powers