The uncontrollable power to teleport to the places you don't want to be and every time this happens... a random fat guy barfs on you

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The power to shoot glue from your penis

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th eability to have sex with anyone in the world but have to have sex with rosie o'donnell first

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The ability to transform yourself in to a vibrator that is about to be used. Only works if you are gay.

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The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

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The ability to keep a song stuck in your head overnight

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The power to take perfectly timed photos when nothing interesting is going on.

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The power to transform into a paralysed turtle with half its shell missing

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The power to read a book in 2 seconds but forget everything but the title.

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The ability to look directly at the sun without damaging your eyes.

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The power to have a great singing voice, but only in the shower,

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The power of having all of Batman`s Superpowers.

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The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

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The power to push "pull" doors

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sdrawkcab gnipyt ta dab eb tub sdrawkcab daer ot rewop eht

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The power to teleport to anywhere in the known universe, but not be able to teleport back

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The power to lose 7-1 to Germany

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to die and come back to life in the middle of a crossfire between two tanks.

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the ability to discern homophobic, racist, and mysoginistic posts on this site from the actually ok ones.. oh wait this is useful STOP BEING A JACKASS

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The ability to swim in water.

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The power to perform incredible feats of strength and speed but only while on an elevator.

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The power to read 1.2x faster than the average person.

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The power to become a frog when a snake sees you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!