- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to catch bullets traveling under 5 mph

The power to instantly make an accurate assessment on tomorrow's hangover probability well before you've consumed far more than the amount of alcohol which would guarantee it...and yet manage to forget sometimes you have this superpower.

the power to sleep while standing!

THE POWER OF PEDOBEAR!!!!! but only when theres law enforcement around

The Power to Read really Small Words

The power to tell people that you have been "gifted" with a pointless superpower.

The power to be invisable but for only 5 seconds or the power to fly but only 2 feet off the ground.

The power to hurt your enemies but feel their pain

The power to time travel 60 seconds a minute

The ability to see into the present.

the power to write on cellophane

Being able to transform into anything on and off the planet, only, you have to be touching that object.

The power to make school 24 hours , and making vacations for 30 minutes.

the power to have an organsim when your a boy

The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

the power to travel through in time, but only you when you are sleeping.

The ability to be raped.

The power to fly, but only 1 millimeter above the ground, while moving at a speed slower than a snail.

To be able to catch a speeding bullet with your head.

the power to breathe in space but have to be were there is gravity

The power to transform yourself into a perfect copy of your mother.

The power to sing with your buttcheeks

the power to concentrate all the oil and grease in your body into one mega zit that you can pop at people, and possibly use as a propulsion system....if oily enough

The power to transform gold into nothing.

Pointless Super Powers