- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to kill someone if you shoot them in the heart

The power to teleport through open doors.

The ability to understand math but cannot apply it to ANYTHING.

The power to be lucky when you least need it (for example, you always have perfect toast, but you're not lucky enough to not get hit by a car)

The ability to talk to parrots and have them talk back to you

The power to fart out of someone else's bum

The ability to stub your toe on every object near you when walking.

The ability to read people's thoughts but only in a language that you do not understand.

The power to lick your elbow.

The power to see through windows

Ability to shape-shift into your twin brother.

The power to give yourself any disease, but not the power to cure it.

The power to only be able to eat poop

The power to not respond to gravity (only when you're in space).

The power to run Crysis.

The ability to fly away, but there is a 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% chance that you will get hit by a plane while taking off.

The power to read the future in a language you will never learn to understand. Moral: I read that "thy comment expects a billion red thumbs"... WTF does that mean?

The power of knowing every fact about dolphins

The power to a nokia phone.

The power to turn toast back into bread

The ability to add any two numbers and get 5

The power to see other peoples dreams.

The power to communicate with sperm.

The power to go in jail every time you are alone.

Pointless Super Powers