- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to know how to drive a car but only when piloting light aircraft

The power to see everything that will happen in your future life when you die.

the power to shit out of your nose

The power to revive Hitler.

To be able to levitate one object in front of you for one second a day

The power to live,but only when you are dead

The power to make school 24 hours , and making vacations for 30 minutes.

The ability to swim in water.

tumor boy, has the power to grow a tumor in his own body.

The super power to do something pointless when you can be doing something pointless

The power to remove your foreskin at any given time

The power to grab a cats face

the ability to be 2Pac the day he got shot

the power to make ads 0.000001 seconds shorter

The power to skid against the ground at 45 mph

The power to make pencils dull.

The power to reverse age all the way into your fathers balls. Nero: Know my name and fear it.

The ability to sleep but only when you don't want to

The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

The power to be a limbless emotionless and powerless being but being a total Invincible person in return.

The power to get laid with whomever you choose, but they look and feel like one of your parents.

The power to have bought Wi-Fi, without any pc or cellphone to use it.

The power to walk on water... but drown in land.

the power to kill someone if you shoot them in the heart

Pointless Super Powers