- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to transform yourself into a perfect copy of your mother.

the ability to type slower.

The power of christ ;)

the power to shoot rocket out of your hands,but it only come to you

the power that will cut off your penis and just growing it back for every hour of your life

The power to control people minds, but in the world only remains a few blonds and you.

The left part of your body is fireproof but the right side is not

The ability to crap out acid once every month.

The power to die instantly from not reading books, meaning if you don't read books you'll die.

the power to turn into amy rose

The power that turns farts into music.

The power to have anything you want that is free.

The power to cheat on your wife with your wife only if shes on her period

The power to commit geniocide but only of you own race

the power to move up floors or levels,but only in an elevator

Super strength, but the only thing it affects is feathers.

The power to transform into yourself.

The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

The power to have any power on this site.

The power to hatch from an egg

The power to survive extreme temperatures, for extremely short amounts of time.

The power to speak only in hashtags. #awkward

The power to turn into batman only after the bad guys left

The Power to breath while under a cup of water

Pointless Super Powers