- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to look beautiful/handsome when nobody is looking at you.

The power to uncontrollably fart when your with your girlfriend

The power to not be turned off by the word "moist"

The power to give this suggestion a thubs up rating.

The power to heal yourself when your not hurt

The power to finger some one in the arse so they shit them self.

The power of turning to stone everyone who says to you "will u fancy a slightly racist T-shirt?"

The power to produce boogers that look and taste like caramel until you put them in your mouth...

Invisible handwriting.

The power to think of witty comebacks 3 days too late

The ability to get up early for school, but only on weekends.

The power to never be hungry for five minutes after you eat.

The power to turn any object into food

The power think five times slower.

The power to attract cats but be allergic to them

The power to be caught sniffing your sisters panties and get punished by having her crotch forced up and down yours while your mother licks your balls.

The power to do unto others as you do unto yourself

the power to see the present

The power to used any power i want when you're asleep

the power to hear and understand all living things within 100 meters but they cant understand you and you can never turn it off.

To Shoot Piss Out Of Your Mouth Only If You Are Taking A Dump

The ability to eat fruit cake without gagging.

The power to make any single girl instantly reach for her Mace.

The power to turn random things that you touch into water, like in a schick hydro commercial

Pointless Super Powers