The power to make instruments taste mayonnaise.

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the power to eat with your butt

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The power to speak in languages that no one around you understands.

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If you shy of meeting girls in real life and find it easier on a computer and cam, you will have the power to pull 100s of girl every week local to you so go to www.sexigirls.co.uk and see the power you never knew you ever had to pull girls so fast.

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The power to accelerate your own aging when you're happy. Unfortunately it's irreversible.

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The ability to die on command.

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Being alive (until you die).

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the ability to be invincible but your weakness is air.

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You can have anything you don't want at any time.

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The power to think about thinking about having the power to be stupid

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The power to eat sandwiches and never get full

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The power to breathe fire but onle when under water

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The power of laser pointer vision.

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The ability to print random memes on their tongue, but it has to be one that everyone in the room has seen before.

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The power to take edible shits.

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the power to kill yourself

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The ability to eat the red ones last

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The power to remember and talk about random Pokémon facts during a life and death situation.

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The power of omniscience but it causes a near fatal heart attack every time you think.

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The power to fly if you are eating.

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The power to eat soup with a fork.

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The power to turn trollface by yelling "TROLLFACE ACTIVATE!" You can turn human-face again by yelling "XYGNEFAGINTHYCHRSICXAIOXJIEHJFEIHFIGHEÅÆELFKEÆKFÆEFKEÆAKFÆEAFKÆAFKEÆAFKOÆEFOKEÆFKAÆEA" For a year in exact correct spelling/pronunciation.

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The ability to go blind every time you open your eyes

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The power of turning into a crushed can right after you got into a car accident.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!