The power of compulsive lying.

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The Power To Lick My Own Penis

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the power to uncontrollably say but I love you, when you're breaking up with someone

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The power to repeat any superpower listed and getting several points until someone discovers its just a copy.

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The power to have sex with any woman you want, but you are gay

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The power to teleport the remote control to you from across the room twithout getting up, but only if your TV is broken.

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the ability to type slower.

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The ability to face reality after reading all the pointless powers

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The power to drown on land.

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The power to see through anything except air.

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The ability to hid your cats right ear for strenuous amounts of time

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The power to have useless superpowers which can only be used at wrong times

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The ability to "Right Click" Properties

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The power to make only slightly funny jokes

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The power to make a white paper green but only with a colored pencil

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The ability to understand math but cannot apply it to ANYTHING.

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The power to be the strongest person on earth when no-one else is on earth.

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the ability to fly 5 centimeters above ground

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The power to jump over a sheep when you turn 10 years old

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The power to climb trees really fast but only downwards.

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The power to see white objects in off white.

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The power to light yourself on fire but not be immune to fire

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the power to send text messages while driving

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The ability to digest three types of earth elementals

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!