whenever you want to sleep an anime starts happening in real life

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Have all the superpowers there is in one milisecond every 100 years (If your still alive)

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The power to autocorrect without using autocorrect.

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the power to make food shrimp.

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The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times.

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The ability to tell what a tire tastes like from 6 inches away.

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The SuperPower To Have No SuperPowers

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(Only a girl power) the power to bleed every month for one day

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The ability to add any two numbers and get 5

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The power to move 1 second into the future. Takes 1 second to work.

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The power to fail a test everytime

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Astral Projection. Distance: .3mm

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The power to open jam jar lids, however stuck they are.

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The Power to fart glitter

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The power to turn water into ice but only in sub zero temperatures

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being allergic to dairy and soy

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the power to ryme words with orange, purple, and silver but only after eating your own poo and while singing a beyonce song

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The power to every two months to shoot three cotton balls at no great velocity from your left hand.

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The ability to walk five hundred miles but than you have to walk five hundred more.

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to make your bowel work backwards

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The power to buy the newest iPhone without the charger...

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The power to walk through doors, then open it.

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The power to expel a single spaghetti from any limb randomly

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to zap people but only yourself

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!