The ability to evolve into magickarp

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The power of knowing every fact about dolphins

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The power to cash cheques that are only ever made out to someone else.

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The epic power of laser pointer vision.

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The ability to have have any powers with over 1500 likes in this website for 20 seconds at a time

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The power to get hurt without a break.

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The power to destroy any electronic device seconds after touching itoesajfaokpnhgåpesajfjåaeafjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrroooooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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The power to fail a test everytime

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The power to climb trees really fast, but they shrink when you do.

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The ability to find the sharpest object in an given drawer, by having it puncture your hand. Every time.

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The power to turn a boomerang into a doggy toy

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The power to cum cucumbers if you are a man.

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The power to whenever your punched you cry a lot of asid that burns your flesh

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The power to not be turned off by the word "moist"

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the power to get a random fruit every 10 days...

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The ability to pull Bleach Flavored lighter fluid out of your ass every time you see a modern feminist or a Jacob Satorious video

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the power to laugh at burials and cry at weddings

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The power to become sick only to spread it to your enemy but you can't stop being sick until you have treatment.

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To be immortal, but injuries do not heal and the pain is 100 times more intense

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The power of turning to stone everyone who says to you "will u fancy a slightly racist T-shirt?"

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The power to jizz mango chutney

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The power grow arm pit hair 5 times faster and 5 times longer than it was after shaving.

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The power to read this.

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to be able to fly but only 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000001 millimetres of the ground and not even feel or look like your floating

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!