The power to make only right turns. take THAT nascar!

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The power to read minds but only when you're alone

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The power to resurrect the dead but only for 1 second.

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The power to instantly make an accurate assessment on tomorrow's hangover probability well before you've consumed far more than the amount of alcohol which would guarantee it...and yet manage to forget sometimes you have this superpower.

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have the power of making chicken appear when your a vegan

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The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

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the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

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ability to smack the crap out of austin calhounh and laugh at him

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The ability to look directly at the sun without damaging your eyes.

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The ability to pee while standing up for men

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Justin Bieber

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The ability to to die whenever you want. RIP

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the power to pee for longer then a normal person

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The power to walk on water, but only if its temperature is below 0° C

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Feeling people's depression.

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The power to sense the emotions of inanimate objects.

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Be invincible...but only when you're NOT in danger.

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The power to lick your own elbow

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The ability to fly as high and as far as you want for 5 minutes, but you will always forget the time limit, and fall to the ground.

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The power to be able to turn invisible in the dark.

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the power to feel pain whenever you breathe

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The power to fly, but only 1 millimeter above the ground, while moving at a speed slower than a snail.

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The power to be a GOD with your imagination

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the power to breathe in space but have to be were there is gravity

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!