the power to guess anybodies breakfast

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the power to turn into a rock and you cant turn back into a human

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The power to toss you`re limbs at your enemies, but not to re-attach them.

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The power to draw a perfect circle.

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To be able to summon old people

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The ability to perfectly recall the and only the third digit in a series of numbers.

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the power to not finish your

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The power to balance the light switch in the middle but only on the 4th try.

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The power to grow your nose hair out to one hundred times its normal length.

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The power to misspell when tyring to spell qukcily

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The power to both love and hate marmite.

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Superhuman strength and endurance but only when sleeping

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The power to freeze laptops when you're watching porn and someone comes in.

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The power to have super human strength but only when sleep walking.

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the power of the succulent game

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The power to change traffic signals to anything that is not beneficial to you.

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The power to know what you do when you discuss the secret formula on the third Wednesday in January and it's not raining outside after we've gargled with vanilla pudding.

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The power to live forever, at the cost of your own life - Colleeto5

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The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

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The power to turn into an exploding pink chair.

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The power to fart rainbows

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The power of learning

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The power to survive jumping form a plane as long as you have a parachute.

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The ability to stop only ONE bullet and ONE bullet only

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!