The power to speak in only anime openings

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The power of having enough money to buy anything, but in only pennies.

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The power to invent things as soon as you see them

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The power of love

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Have all the superpowers there is in one milisecond every 100 years (If your still alive)

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the power to read this sentence

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The power to die when you get old

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The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times.

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The power to type a power on this website and see it's already taken.

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The power to use very big words but only when your at a retarted people convention

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The ability to add any two numbers and get 5

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The power to blame it on the Boogie

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being able to change shape whist flying "It's a bird!, no it's a plane , It's a flying Sammich!?!

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Power to give birth through your penis.

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the ability to make a really long post ajsfffffhkshgdddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddfgggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggjssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssa

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The ability to talk to anybody in the world, as long as they are within your eyesight.

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----the power to hold your breath until your die-----

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the ability to turn off your super ability.....

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The ability to stretch your arm towards an object thats in a reachable distance then clench your hand around the object and pull it to yourself.

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The ability to walk five hundred miles but than you have to walk five hundred more.

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The power to make yourself forget your life

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The power to produce up to 20 gummy bears at once through the process of budding

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The power to buy the newest iPhone without the charger...

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The power of eletric energy in the ancient history

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!