the power to turn into a narwhal. Once. At your grandmother's funeral

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The power to transform any food into shit simply by eating it.

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the power to know when a politician is lying

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The power of 50% levitation your legs would drag along the ground

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To turn instantly water proof while eating a burito

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Tah Puwir tu wright currectili

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The power to smell like body odor at will

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The power to go Super Saiyan in the toilet

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The ability to judge a book by its cover.

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Reversed telepathy, everyone can hear your thoughts.

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The SuperPower To Have No SuperPowers

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Normal handsome man by day. Moral: Man by night.

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being able to change shape whist flying "It's a bird!, no it's a plane , It's a flying Sammich!?!

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The power to detect homosexuality in animals. ~scramjat

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The power to whipe the floor with your face.

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the power to only have to go to the bathroom once a year but smell like poop the whole year.

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The ability to shit from your mouth and burp through your ass

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The power to shit out toilet paper.

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The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

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the power to randomly die at any moment

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I’M JUST HAVING AN ALLERGIC REACTION TO THE UNIVERSE. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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The power to attract cats but be allergic to them

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The Power to Read really Small Words

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The power to make a rather pointless comeback here... Moral: See what I mean? ;),

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!