- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

having superpowers during the inquisition

The power to make money appear, but only when you don't want or need anything

The power to open doors with your bare hands

The power to have a V8

The power to sleep and never be disturbed.

The power to give anybody the finger - except the person you're mad at.

The ability to breath underwater but loses the ability to breath normally forever

The power to touch the ground using only your feet

The power to never finish what you sta...

The power to only be able to eat poop

The power to run Crysis.

No matter what you eat, always shit peanut butter.

the ability to earase your mind but only before a test

The power to see through clothes of only ugly people

The ability to give the best hugs in the world to people who don't need be hugged

The power to die at any moment you want.

The ability to go forward in time for 1 second but the process of going forward takes 1 second.

The power to turn into a skittles bag

Acid tears.

The power to teleport, but in doing so you lose a limb.

the ability to be a super genius but can't speak or write

the power to wiggle your own arms in a weird fashion

The power to look beautiful/handsome when nobody is looking at you.

The power to make a small chair appear -- one time.

Pointless Super Powers