- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to die instantly from not reading books, meaning if you don't read books you'll die.

The ability to crap out acid once every month.

The left part of your body is fireproof but the right side is not

the power to turn into amy rose

The power that turns farts into music.

The ability to hid your cats right ear for strenuous amounts of time

The power to commit geniocide but only of you own race

The power to cheat on your wife with your wife only if shes on her period

the power to move up floors or levels,but only in an elevator

Super strength, but the only thing it affects is feathers.

The power to have any power on this site.

The power to transform into yourself.

The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

The power to hatch from an egg

The power to survive extreme temperatures, for extremely short amounts of time.

The power to turn into batman only after the bad guys left

The ability to make cheese, only edible to vegans, but only on leap days

The power to speak only in hashtags. #awkward

The power to be french.

The Power to breath while under a cup of water

the ability to say either "beans are magical!" or "beans are fruit!" in an angry tone, and have people believe you

the ability to glow in the light.

The power to do back flips whenever you want to but only in your mind.

The power to jump high into the sky, only to drop down later...

Pointless Super Powers