- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to have a great singing voice, but only in the shower,

To be able to levitate one object in front of you for one second a day

The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

the power to hear and understand all living things within 100 meters but they cant understand you and you can never turn it off.

Feeling people's depression.

The power to lose 7-1 to Germany

The power to die and come back to life in the middle of a crossfire between two tanks.

the ability to discern homophobic, racist, and mysoginistic posts on this site from the actually ok ones.. oh wait this is useful STOP BEING A JACKASS

The power to attract lightning strikes to yourself.

The power to make any single girl instantly reach for her Mace.

The ability to eat fruit cake without gagging.

The power to perform incredible feats of strength and speed but only while on an elevator.

The power to read 1.2x faster than the average person.

The power to die instantly from not reading books, meaning if you don't read books you'll die.

the ability to see through any vitreous walls or objects

The power to become a frog when a snake sees you

The ability to crap out acid once every month.

The power to live forever until you die a natural way or get killed.

the power to only get an erection when a family member is looking

the power to turn into amy rose

The ability to hid your cats right ear for strenuous amounts of time

The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

The power to be a limbless emotionless and powerless being but being a total Invincible person in return.

the power to move up floors or levels,but only in an elevator

Pointless Super Powers