- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the ability to be a super genius but can't speak or write

The power to teleport, but in doing so you lose a limb.

The power to read this text unless you can see it.

the power to inhale and exhale air

the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

The power to wear the same clothes every day without them getting dirty.

The power to finger some one in the arse so they shit them self.

the power to herd cats

The power to turn into a 90 year old woman with 20+ diseases

Invisible handwriting.

The power to remember and talk about random Pokémon facts during a life and death situation.

The uncontrollable power to teleport to the places you don't want to be and every time this happens... a random fat guy barfs on you

The power to be caught sniffing your sisters panties and get punished by having her crotch forced up and down yours while your mother licks your balls.

The ability to transform yourself in to a vibrator that is about to be used. Only works if you are gay.

The power to do unto others as you do unto yourself

The ability to keep a song stuck in your head overnight

The power to have a great singing voice, but only in the shower,

The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

The power to push "pull" doors

The power of having all of Batman`s Superpowers.

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The power to used any power i want when you're asleep

Liam Brudenell

the ability to discern homophobic, racist, and mysoginistic posts on this site from the actually ok ones.. oh wait this is useful STOP BEING A JACKASS

Pointless Super Powers