- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to move up floors or levels,but only in an elevator

Super strength, but the only thing it affects is feathers.

The power to have any power on this site.

the power to not finish your

The power to turn cheese into potatoes.

The power to transform into yourself.

The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

The power to teleport through open doors.

The power to make something slightly sticky. Like after you each a juicy piece of fruit. You make everything feel like that.

The power to be able to teleport through a random fat man's colon.

The ability to talk to parrots and have them talk back to you

The power to open doors with your bare hands

The power to turn into batman only after the bad guys left

The power to see the past.

The power to have super human strength but only when sleep walking.

The power to invent things as soon as you see them

The ability to excrete Hydrochloric acid, but only in your stomach.

The power to never finish your sentences because

The power to type random pointless powers on a website for pointless powers.

The power to teleport to Northern Siberia with only a speedo on.

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whenever you want to sleep an anime starts happening in real life

To turn instantly water proof while eating a burito

Reversed telepathy, everyone can hear your thoughts.

Pointless Super Powers