The power to teleport through open doors.

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The power to nag at the speed of light before he even thinks about doing it you can literally nag him to death faster then the rapper twister can say his own name!!!

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The power to be lucky when you least need it (for example, you always have perfect toast, but you're not lucky enough to not get hit by a car)

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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The power to know exactly when you are going to die, instantly! (died instantly)

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The ability to talk to parrots and have them talk back to you

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The power to shoot money out of your hands, but only when your body is on fire.

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The power to speak in only anime openings

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The power to be really bad at CSGO

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The power to be in any position, and still be comfortable.

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The power to have super human strength but only when sleep walking.

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The power to unravel the toilet-paper towards you.

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The power to invent things as soon as you see them

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The ability to read people's thoughts but only in a language that you do not understand.

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The ability to know when men have erections

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The power to never finish your sentences because

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The power to teleport to Northern Siberia with only a speedo on.

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The power to live in lava, but only when your cold

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The power to autocorrect without using autocorrect.

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the power to read this sentence

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The power to die when you get old

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The power to go in jail every time you are alone.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!