The power to push "pull" doors

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The power of having all of Batman`s Superpowers.

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The power to teleport to anywhere in the known universe, but not be able to teleport back

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The ability to stop farting so that you blow up like a balloon that eventually bursts.

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Liam Brudenell

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boo

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The power to remove your foreskin at any given time

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To be able to catch a speeding bullet with your head.

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The ability to tolerate listening to Nick Cannon's albums.

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The power of christ ;)

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The power to feel double the pain when you get kicked in the balls.

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The power to serve the Lord Dog.

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The power to stand in line at the DMV with a smile on your face.

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The power to live forever until you die a natural way or get killed.

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The power to die instantly from not reading books, meaning if you don't read books you'll die.

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The power to skid against the ground at 45 mph

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The power to be a limbless emotionless and powerless being but being a total Invincible person in return.

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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Super strength, but the only thing it affects is feathers.

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The power to generate electricity, unfortunately, you're not resistant to it.

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The power to turn cheese into potatoes.

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The power to transform into yourself.

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The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

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The power to teleport through open doors.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!