----the power to hold your breath until your die-----

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a healing factor that can heal paper cuts in 2hours

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The power to know everything, but then forget every 7 seconds

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The power to open jam jar lids, however stuck they are.

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The power to cum cucumbers if you are a man.

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The power to make yourself forget your life

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the power to randomly die at any moment

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The ability to pull Bleach Flavored lighter fluid out of your ass every time you see a modern feminist or a Jacob Satorious video

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The power to become sick only to spread it to your enemy but you can't stop being sick until you have treatment.

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to make your bowel work backwards

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The power to produce up to 20 gummy bears at once through the process of budding

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the power to look like a boy and sing like a girl (bieber joke)

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The power of eletric energy in the ancient history

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The power to have any nice guy, but they're all gay.

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The ability to hear fish.

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The power to make only right turns. take THAT nascar!

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The power to speak any language except the language of your people.

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The ability to teleport to distant locations with no way of returning.

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The ability to have 99 problems without one of them being a female

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The power to resurrect the dead but only for 1 second.

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The power to read minds but only when you're alone

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The power to instantly make an accurate assessment on tomorrow's hangover probability well before you've consumed far more than the amount of alcohol which would guarantee it...and yet manage to forget sometimes you have this superpower.

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The Power of your footstep sounding like a horse gallop

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The power to do control the atmosphere, but only in space.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!