- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to shoot rocket out of your hands,but it only come to you

the power that will cut off your penis and just growing it back for every hour of your life

The left part of your body is fireproof but the right side is not

The power to become a frog when a snake sees you

The power that turns farts into music.

The power to have anything you want that is free.

Super strength, but the only thing it affects is feathers.

The power to have any power on this site.

The power to change $100 to 100 $1

The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

The power to make only slightly funny jokes

The power to hatch from an egg

The ability to become invisible when noone is looking at you.

The ability to talk to parrots and have them talk back to you

The ability to read the recaptcha images

The power to make something slightly sticky. Like after you each a juicy piece of fruit. You make everything feel like that.

the power to send text messages while driving

The power to know exactly when you are going to die, instantly! (died instantly)

The power to turn into batman only after the bad guys left

The power to do back flips whenever you want to but only in your mind.

the ability to say either "beans are magical!" or "beans are fruit!" in an angry tone, and have people believe you

the power to turn into a narwhal. Once. At your grandmother's funeral

The power to transform any food into shit simply by eating it.

the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

Pointless Super Powers