You can have anything you don't want at any time.

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The power to eat sandwiches and never get full

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the power to wiggle your own arms in a weird fashion

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The power to think about thinking about having the power to be stupid

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the power to inhale and exhale air

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The power to make a small chair appear -- one time.

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The power of laser pointer vision.

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The ability to print random memes on their tongue, but it has to be one that everyone in the room has seen before.

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The power to take edible shits.

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the power to kill yourself

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The ability to eat the red ones last

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The power to remember and talk about random Pokémon facts during a life and death situation.

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The power of omniscience but it causes a near fatal heart attack every time you think.

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The power to eat soup with a fork.

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The power to do unto others as you do unto yourself

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To be able to levitate one object in front of you for one second a day

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The ability to go blind every time you open your eyes

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The power of turning into a crushed can right after you got into a car accident.

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the power to uncontrollably say but I love you, when you're breaking up with someone

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The power to repeat any superpower listed and getting several points until someone discovers its just a copy.

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The power to teleport the remote control to you from across the room twithout getting up, but only if your TV is broken.

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The power to have sex with any woman you want, but you are gay

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the ability to type slower.

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The power to drown on land.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!