- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

The power to do something while you can play games.

The power of laser vision only while eating Oscar Mayer hot dogs.

The power to not exercise.

The power to fly but only in an airplane.

The Ability to shit studs once a week

the power to think about pointless powers while watching pointless powers vid and writing a pointless power

The power to teleport but you must have walked to that place within the last attosecond

The power to speed up time moments before you are about to die.

The power to fly but only in your room

Acid tears.

The power to collect a interesting variety of ceramic animals.

The power to look beautiful/handsome when nobody is looking at you.

The power to breathe fire but onle when under water

The power to be stupid reading this.

The ability to change your weight

The power to touch MC Hammer.

the ability to shoot a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing

The power to fly if you are eating.

The power to be super jewish

The power to handle the truth. Moral: Because with the exception of a few good men... YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

The power of finding an object that you thought it disappered in a black hole in your bedroom.

The power think five times slower.

The ability to turn on lamps through doors when it's bright.

Pointless Super Powers