The power to make your breath smell like vanilla at will.

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the power to do blink every 20 years

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the power to flick a coin and get heads 50% of the time.

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the power to walk through any wall BUT the walls of the room you're in.

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the power to tell have a alarm clock in your head that only go's off evry 30 secents and it deeps for 20 u cant take it owt or stop it lols

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The power to shape shift into water

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The ability to read your own mind

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The power to turn yourself into Donald Trump.

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the power to undress yourself at a slower rate then others

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The power to teleport small dogs

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Delayed Reaction Man

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The power to shape shift, but only into yourself two inches taller.

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The ability to float sideways very slowly

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The power to kill anyone with your mind, In your imagination.

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The power to lick any telephone pole to call somebody in the winter.

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The power to waste time talking about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive

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The Ability to shit studs once a week

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The power to be an ugly barnacle who is so ugly that everyone dies.

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The power to make your girlfriend orgasm only when you are having sex with another man.

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The power to notice when things are photoshopped.

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the power to nap instantly, but only when you're tired.

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The power to instantly tun any kind of meat into hotdogs.

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The power to defuse bombs without touching them, but you have to be within 3 inches of it.

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The power to do a barrel roll without instruction

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!