The power to live.

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The ability to turn into an apple--but not be able to turn back.

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The power to smash people's heads in with things.

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The power to type stupid superpowers when you sleepwalk.

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The power to hold your fart unless people are around you

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The power to speak braille.

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The power to travel back and forth in time by pressing your left elbow against your right armpit. It really works! Try it!

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The power to take any object you are holding and swap it with anything within thirty feet

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The power to be a dick.

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The power to have the world's biggest cumshots, but to have a numb penis.

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The power to inhale carbon dioxide and exhale oxygen

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The power of extreme superstrenght, you scratch you`re nuts and planet earth explodes from the vibrations.

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The power to turn everything you touch into shit.

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The power to tell when someone last masturbated, but only by shaking their hand.

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The power to sense when infomercials will be on hours before they broadcast.

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifes blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents vehicles trucks electricity meteors bombs rockets drug addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys radiation.

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the power to ejaculate when a hot girl walks by

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The power to be an amazing playing instruments, but die if you touch any instruments.

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ability to levitate using my fart...

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Having the power to trap bugs with your manly body hair (chest hair, nose hair, moustache, armpit hair, pubic.......)

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The power to freeze ice

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The ability to read the recaptcha images

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The power to make any liquid luke warm (it works both ways)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!