- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to have diarrhea at any time

The power to produce a hand vacuum from your belly button that only sucks up lint for your belly button

The power to make any woman fall in love with you, only when your wife is beside you.

The power to light yourself on fire but not be immune to fire

The power to turn into a slightly smaller, weaker version of yourself.

The power to make money appear, but only when you don't want or need anything

The power to have a V8

The ability to push "pull" doors, and pull "push" doors.

The power of being invincible, except when a life-threatening situation develops.

The power to sleep while you're awake.

The aability to double the current amount of money you have, only if the bank gets half the money you have.

The power to run Crysis.

The power to turn back time and get the word "emit".

the power of super intelligence to go to college and actually expect a job these days.

The power of night-blindness.

The power to not constantly thumb my comments up or down, whichever. Moral: Energy spent on me, is energy well spent! Stay proud and walk tall soldier!

The power to let 100 cockroaches crawl upon you for everytime you display emotion

the power to eat with your butt

The power to speak in languages that no one around you understands.

The power to accelerate your own aging when you're happy. Unfortunately it's irreversible.

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You can have anything you don't want at any time.

The ability to die on command.

Being alive (until you die).

Pointless Super Powers