- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to understand math but cannot apply it to ANYTHING.

The power to jump over a sheep when you turn 10 years old

The power to climb trees really fast but only downwards.

having superpowers during the inquisition

The power to make money appear, but only when you don't want or need anything

The power to be french.

The ability to breath underwater but loses the ability to breath normally forever

The power to sleep and never be disturbed.

The ability to stub your toe on every object near you when walking.

The power to give anybody the finger - except the person you're mad at.

The ability to read people's thoughts but only in a language that you do not understand.

The power to lick your elbow.

The power to give yourself any disease, but not the power to cure it.

Ability to shape-shift into your twin brother.

The power to not respond to gravity (only when you're in space).

The power to read the future in a language you will never learn to understand. Moral: I read that "thy comment expects a billion red thumbs"... WTF does that mean?

The power to only be able to eat poop

The power to a nokia phone.

The power to smell like body odor at will

The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

The power to see other peoples dreams.

The power to communicate with sperm.

The ability to go forward in time for 1 second but the process of going forward takes 1 second.

The power to turn into a skittles bag

Pointless Super Powers