The power to see everything that will happen in your future life when you die.

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The ability to know how to drive a car but only when piloting light aircraft

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the power to shit out of your nose

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the power of running at superspeed, whenever you are sat down

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Having a 5 second eidetic memory

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The power to revive Hitler.

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The power to live,but only when you are dead

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To Shoot Piss Out Of Your Mouth Only If You Are Taking A Dump

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The ability to turn into an apple--but not be able to turn back.

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The ability to eat fruit cake without gagging.

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The power to type stupid superpowers when you sleepwalk.

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The power to grab a cats face

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The ability to gain more intelligence every second, while whacking your head on a pole, knocking out your brain cells.

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The power to repeat any superpower listed and getting several points until someone discovers its just a copy.

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The power to have sex with any woman you want, but you are gay

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the power to make ads 0.000001 seconds shorter

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The power to inhale carbon dioxide and exhale oxygen

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The ability to sleep but only when you don't want to

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The power to see through anything except air.

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The power to skid against the ground at 45 mph

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The power to have useless superpowers which can only be used at wrong times

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The ability to "Right Click" Properties

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifes blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents vehicles trucks electricity meteors bombs rockets drug addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys radiation.

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The power to be an amazing playing instruments, but die if you touch any instruments.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!