The power to have hindsight.

The power to fly, but only fly north

The power to be fireproof under water

The power to have 99 problems, except your dog... if she is female.

The power to be invisible when no one is looking at you!

The power to turn into a pebble

The power to be able to taste shit from miles away.

The power to uncontrollably laugh and point at every black guy you see

The power of being pointless

The power to time-travel to the moment you die.

The power to jerk off without using your hands

the ability bend your legs in a perfect circle

The power to melt butter with your mind when its hot outside

the power to transform into a rock.

The power to smell farts from miles away

the power to eat an apple in an instant but you dont like apples

The power to do a back flip by drinking water during a front flip

The power to wake up every morning in a corn field 36miles away from home

the power to dissaper into nothingness and appear in 2 years again while not noticing you skipped time...

The power to yawn with your mouth closed

to do nothing

The ability to find a use for 8th grade Algebra.

Having the power to stand still

the power to tell Austin Zachrich to go pee

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!