The power to go back in time, but only 1 second back and with a 10 second recharge.

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The power of women's rights.

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The power to have magnetic eyeballs.

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The power to look like your jacking off every time your mom walks in the room

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the ability to walk through your clothes

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The power to be 6% fireproof

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The power to die everytime you pee

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The ability to turn cement into pudding

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Which one is more pointless? 1. The power to have all of Suprman power, but lose them every time you needed. 2. The power to have all of Suprman power, but only to die from exposure to kryptonite.

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Nipple Radar.

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The power to shit bricks, uncontrollably.

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The power to walk on water for 1 second and then fall in

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The AWESOME Power To See With Your Eyes Open

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The power to sing that lame "Tomorrow" song from Annie uncontrollaby on Dec. 21, 2012.

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The ability to see through insects.

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the power to live in lava, magma, fire, etc unless your body temp is over 120 degrees

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The power to mentally control tapeworms.

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The ability to enter the gender's changing room with no one noticing but losing the ability to see and feel.

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The power to play games in your head but have seizures doing so.

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The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times, and just in case of trouble, you can change back by doing the same this time. (good luck jumping inside a sealed casket smartass.

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The ability to heal someone by trying to beat them to a pulp.

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The ability to ruin ipods by simply listening to a song

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The power of immortality, but only when you try to commit suicide.

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Ability to eat a burger without going to the mall first and talking to your grandma there for 45 minutes about how it hasn't rained for a quite awhile and we could sure use some!!!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!