The power to give yourself a staticshock, every time you touch yourself.

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the power to turn into a fish that is less then one mm small while only on land

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the power to talk backwards

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The power to turn shades of brown or red, but only when exposed to the sun for an extended amount of time.

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The have weak x-ray vision, while only seeing lead.

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The power to become erect at the sight of a man's butthole, oh wait thats just liam flanagan

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the ability to eject a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing.

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The power to fly but only when your feet are on the ground

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The power to die just by trying to use the word l...

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the power to do two suicide bombings

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The power to become perfect. Perfect: There can be only one moral man.

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Be virtually indestructible, but only to things your not paying attention too.

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The abiltity to grow an additional 4 fingered hand from your inner thigh

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the power to finish your plate of veggies when ever you like.

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The power to shift baroque and rococo era paintings proximately 2" up and 3" to the left.

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The power to not do it.

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The power to scare female plants.

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The power to quote Castlevania quotes all day... yelling them out on the streets! Moral: WHAT IS A MAN! People look at me and laugh... and moral man struts past... he has never been so awesome before... They see me rollin... they laughing... they lovin... and I hope nobody calls the ambulance because I am crazy... in love... I can see it in your eyes... I can see it in your smiiileeee...

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the power to explain accidents when nobody gives a rats ass anymore

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The power to grow a beard really fast but only relative to the hair on your head

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The power to travel time at 60 seconds a minute

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the power to automatically turn into a litlle girl when you see pedobear.

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The power to look into the car next to me at the exact moment the driver is picking his nose

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The power to look like yourself

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!