The power to automatically yell every action you do like in a Japanese fighting game, I once started doing this for fun, at the end of the day eveyone hated me, good luck. (OPEN DOOR! OPEN DOOR! CLOSE DOOR! POOL SHOT! CUMMING HARD CUMMING HARD! SONIC BOOM! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! TAKING A PUNCH TO THE FACE UPPERCUT!)

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The power to die just by trying to use the word l...

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The power of laughing in awkward situations.

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The power to do nothing with your life.

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the power to break the nib of a pencil so that its pointless

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The power to forget what your superpower is

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The abiltity to grow an additional 4 fingered hand from your inner thigh

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The power to turn gourmet meals into shit.

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The power to not do it.

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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The power to breathe oxygen.

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The power to urinate in mouth.

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the power to freeze people only when it's cold

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The power to see through things but you can't turn it off once turned on.

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The power to shoot billions of neutrinos from your hands at an enemy.

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The power to become yourself

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The power to think of powers someone else has already come up with

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The power to turn on your tv with your mind as long as the remote is in your hand and has batteries.

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Th powr to typ th 5th lttr.

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the power to turn into toilet paper but not back

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The power to stop time for all living beings in the world, including yourself, and starting it again at the same time as the time would have been if you didn't stop it.

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The power to be able to never have a power.

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The amazing ability to hack peoples profiles only when they're logged in.

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The power to obtain money, by going to work

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!