- Pointless Super Powers

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to die using only your mind.

The power to spell 'a' correctly

The power to enter a car, but only if the car is out of gas.

The power to make your boss s**t his pants during staff meetings

the power to fax people with your mind

the power to allow dumbass powers to be written on this site

The power to scare female plants.

Will i tell you the joke about the butter? Aww no you'll only spread it!

The power throw up hockey pucks every few minutes.

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The power to fart on a zebra when you are next to a zebra and have to fart.

the power not eat more than one pringel.

The power of telepathy but only when you alone

constantly flowing sexy anime hair.

the power to like Hilary Clinton

The Power To Fly Without control

The ability for your penis to tie itself into a knot.

The power to take a s*** on people

the power to be super ugly

The power to stop aging when outside of time. Moral: Twilight zone?

The power to think of words that rhyme with orange.

The power to teleport all gold to criminals and or teleport criminals to gold

the ability to walk through your clothes

The power to switch any physical traits with your own reflection in the mirror.

Pointless Super Powers