- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

Having the power of a normal human

The power to bend your finger...WITH YOUR MIND.

The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

The power to jump over mountains but die when you hit the ground.

The power to turn everything you touch in to a plastic fork.

The power to teleport, but only to life threatening situations.

The power to have incredible wet orgasms. if you are a man.

the power to play a flute to summon a black leprechaun but only when your on the verge of passing out

the ability to predict the winning lottery numbers in a completely random order

the power to fly, but only when you poop

The power to grow or shrink your height by 6 inches at will, but everytime you do, you grow an extra toe.

The power to see five times as clearly and up close, only when looking at insects and arachnids.

The power to transform yourself into a door.

The power to sleep through a dream.

The power to float in water, and then sink sometimes.

The power to drink parfume and not get disgusted

The power to telepathically fold paper.

The power to be light and stand against darkness. Moral: FU Destiny!

The power to ejaculate

The power to fly but only when touching the ground

The power to automaticaly eat yourself when you get hungry

The ability to be in fashion.

The Power of being able to do anything but does not work when you need it

the power to stub your toe while gardening and only cry for twenty minutes.

Pointless Super Powers