- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to sit on a couch whenever your mother tells you that you can.

The power to control your own limb movement

The power to play Call of Duty for free, if you've already bought the game not for free.

The ability to type incredibly fast when your keyboard is broken.

the power to turn on a random guys tv

The power to make yourself deaf.

the power to spit long distances at inconvenient times

The power to make clean socks dirty.

The power to make your boss s**t his pants during staff meetings

the power to write about pointless super powers in universes that nothing exists.

The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

The power to breathe oxygen.

the power to have access to unlimited porn but your parents never leave the room

the power to walk thorugh a door if its lcosed

The power to become retarded but your so stupid you forget how to turn it off

The power to give onesself a heart attack just by thinking about it.

The power to turn jelly into peanut butter, but only in quantities of 17 gallons.

The ability to turn any escalator into a flight of stairs.

the power to be able to run long distances without getting tired

The power to be able to never have a power.

the power... to read this

the ability to kill yourself... twice

The power to propel urine at the top speed of the animal you most recently thought of.

The power to continuously and periodically turn oxygen into carbon dioxide using magic organs in your chest by sucking the the atmosphere through your mouth.

Pointless Super Powers