the power to sing like a pro but only when in a bathroom or when autotune is involved...

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The power to obtain money, by going to work

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the power to emit free wifi which the signal strength varies by your erection.

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The power to throw a rock at the ground and miss

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The power to run at the speed of invisibility.

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The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

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The ability to not live forever

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The power of even having a pointless superpower.

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The power to teleport all gold to criminals and or teleport criminals to gold

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The power to bend your finger...WITH YOUR MIND.

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The power to fart through your mouth and burb through your butt

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The power to only be attracted to people under the age of 15.

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The power to jump over mountains but die when you hit the ground.

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The power to have incredible wet orgasms. if you are a man.

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The power to view pointless superpowers on a screen.

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The power to grow or shrink your height by 6 inches at will, but everytime you do, you grow an extra toe.

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The power to make you`re erections so big you faint.

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The power to have your right hand permanently glued to your face.

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The power to transform yourself into a door.

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the power to find a needle in a haystack

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The power to sleep through a dream.

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the power to make thin air that is harmless

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The power to drink parfume and not get disgusted

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The power to sharpen mechanical pencils and pens.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!