The power to pee poop

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Being able to fly in place.

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The power to blink at incredibly fast speeds

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the power of being yourself

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The power to skip the Kripp.

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The power to speak any language, but only the ones that aren't spoken in the country that you are in.

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The power to turn yourslef into a suicide bomber just as he blows himself up

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The power to read all these post's in less then a day

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The power to have tastebuds inside your ass.

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the power to teleport 2 in. from were you were standing in 8 hours

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The power to fly simular to a paper air plane. OH SHIT BIRD SHIT COMING IN.

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The ability to read Captch codes perfectly but not being able to type them correctly

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The power to whenever you watch tv you can only watch commercials.

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The power to fight your way out of a wet paper bag.

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The power to hold the floor down using gravity.

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The power to sexually attract whales

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Having the power to see in the dark if you are blind

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The power to cure cancer, in people already dead.

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The power to open a pickle jar in one try

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The power to use your penis as a lasso.

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The superpower to run at the speed of light, without having the body to handle such unnatural extension... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE...

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The power to become normal the point is he has no powers

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The power to not be Chuck Norris.

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The power to never run out of toilet paper when going to the bathroom

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!