ability to swim like a frog with no legs

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The power to talk in any language but you can't talk in the language of the country that you're in.

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The power to shoot pieces of cheese from your eyes..

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the power to give your enemies all the super powers in the world

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The power to make yourself not have a super power

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The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

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the power to be powerless

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The power to laugh uncontrollably in funerals

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The power to eat broken glass and shit windows.

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The power to be dead

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The power to be able 2 pee every 2 hours

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The ability to listen to music anywhere at anytime, but only if it's from the Jonas Brothers.

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to power to do the bird is the word

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The power to divide by zero

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The power to make mace have no effect on your left eye - but double the effect on your right eye

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The power to glow very bright and emit a loud alarm everytime you're scared.

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the power to kill plants in a desert.

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The ability to breathe and swallow at the same time.

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Being able to not go to the bathroom...when you have to!

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The Power to waste one's own time, watching a video, about someone else wasting their time, making a video, listing a small list of pointless super powers.

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The power to summon huge snowstorms, but only on the weekend.

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The power to heal yourself but only damage you inflict on yourself.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!