- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

Power duplication or power negation in a world where there are no superpowers.

The power to digest food wrappers, but only once youve opened them.

The power to kill anything you touch, but only when touching adorable puppies.

The power to procrastinate so much, you don't even eat, and eventually die.

The power to know exactly how events would have turned out, had the last event gone differently

The power to fly but only when your in space.

the power to exit this site because of the maple story ad.

power to poop out 5x5 ice cube

Ability to emit soap from your ears in the sun

The power to blow bubble with Tootsie Rolls.

The power o know why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch

The power to have superhuman strength. But I have to jack off to do so.

The power to make anything smell like beets by touching it and saying "Sideburn!"

The power to turn brass into gold, but only when the brass is made of gold.

The power to get 100% on every test but get caught for cheating.

the power to count from A to purple

Acid pee

The power to be hungry without eating a Snickers bar.

The ability to transform into anything... gradually, over the course of a week.

The power to produce wi-fi but with password no one knows.?

The power to wave your hands without ever tiring

The power to be writing a pointless superpower on a website about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive.

The power to have explosive diarrhea involuntarily but only on dinners with your date and his/her parents.

the power of breath 10 times per second of you will die

Pointless Super Powers