The power to stick your head up your ass

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The power to make bananas appear, at the sight of a cobweb..

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Power duplication or power negation in a world where there are no superpowers.

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The power to pick something up and stay the same but smell bad.

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The ability to listen to music anywhere at anytime, but only if it's from the Jonas Brothers.

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The power to comment on Facebook with a pencil.

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The power to spell words incorrectly when speaking.

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The power to poop fast enough to splash your own bum.

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the power to relive the least important moments in history

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The power to let someone control your dick

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The power to kick ass when your names aoife.

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The power to have explosive diarrhea involuntarily but only on dinners with your date and his/her parents.

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The power to shit 1 penny per every year

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The power to not get shit dick

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the power of being yourself

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The ability to make someone's heart stop, but only after they have died on their own of natural causes

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The ability to know what time it is when looking at a working clock.

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The power to put your finger in your brain, but doing so kills you and achieves nothing.

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The power to run at the average speed of a normal person running.

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The power to make my own sandwich

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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you do not need to eat but you have to sit

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The power to instantaneously change the grain of wood

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The ability to breath in a complete vacuum but nowhere else

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!