- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to turn a rock into a slightly bigger rock

the power to exit this site because of the maple story ad.

the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

The power o know why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch

The power to drink lethal poison without getting ill. But still dying from it.

The power to get 100% on every test but get caught for cheating.

The power to shovel well. To shovel very well.

The ability to never get your comments featured on jacksfilms YIAY series

The power to read 20 pages of pointless superpowers, but only during science class

The power to read minds, but only those of dead people.

the ability for things to literally go in one ear and out the other

The ability to turn into a werewolf but only when your holding silver

The power to hear everything. But only def people have it.

The power to drown on land.

Moral man. Moral: I have self irony... which isn't a superpower... neither is being me... But its at least Super pointless and I have the power to do this... SO CLOSE! SO DAMN CLOSE! :(

the power to teleport 2 in. from were you were standing in 8 hours

The power to defeat any ant you may encounter.

The ability to read Captch codes perfectly but not being able to type them correctly

The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

The ability to unknowingly untaim domestic animals.

The ability to breath in a complete vacuum but nowhere else

The power to get this. Do you get it?

The power to vomit through your anus.

the superpower to turn into a chicken in a processing plant

Pointless Super Powers