the power to resist texting and driving 76% of the time when you only own a landline.

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The power to run light speed only when the world is speed up to light speed

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the power to complete math exercises

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el poder de leer "google" en cualquier idioma

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The power to give other people superpowers, but you can't give them to yourself.

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The power to become a lime only when you're left nipple brushes against your left shoe whilst it is superglued to your ding dong and you're strapped to a bed naked in the woods.

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Pointless Superpowers? Eh, I got nothing.

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The power to see what's behind you.

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The ability to create bruises on your body but not know where they came from, and then poke them.-.Jack

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The power to breath Oxygen

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The power of funk, but only on Tuesdays between 2 and 3 AM.

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the power to talk to animals.......without them understanding you.

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The ability to read minds by absorbing their mental disorders

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The power to be a woman

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the power to self destruct without hurting people.

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The power to see in black and white.

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The power to cause any car accident, but only when someone you love would be in it

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the power to make pointless superpowers

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The power to dive through an ocean without having to breathe, but only if the ocean is made of vomit.

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The power of writte with our feets.

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The power to become the best player in every Moral Kombat game there is. Test your Morals... TSHHH, test your morals TSHHH MORAL KOMBAT! Mortal: FEAR THE WRATH OF MORAL KAHN!

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The power to die early.

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the power to see through clothes but only old peoples clothes -jesse

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The power to paralyze yourself from the waist-up.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!